One shot, two shot, three tequila floor
Cowboy bouncer’s 'bout to bowl me out the door
Jose got me stumbling mumbling like a fool
That worms got a kick like a Tennessee mule
Wake up in the morning hurting head skinned knees
Aint no doubt about whats putting a-whooping on me

Tequila goes down easy, lord, it will sneak up on you fast
Tequila Great Big buzz in a little bitty glass
Tequila 

Glass, salt, straight up, chilled,lemon lime
Blue on the rocks, frozen margarita time
Mexicali, blue aguave, fire in a bottle
Too much Cabo Wabo do the cucha racha wobble
You think by now a drinking man would learn
You dont go toe to toe with that lil bitty worm

Tequila goes down easy, lord, it will sneak up on you fast
Tequila Great Big buzz in a little bitty glass
Tequila 

Tequila goes down easy, lord, it will sneak up on you fast
Tequila Great Big buzz in a little bitty glass
Tequila