All these mice is a eatin' in my grass 
While I sleep they bite me in the ass 
I buy myself a mousetrap for my door
Then I won't have no mice no more. 

I'm buying myself a mousetrap. 
I'm buying myself a mousetrap. 

I know why these mice is coming back
Cuz I don't got no god damn mouse trap
But now I do it's sittin' by my door
Waitin' to swallow mice right through the floor. 

I'm buying myself a mousetrap
I'm buying myself a mousetrap