In the town of Athol one Jeremy Lanigan 
Battered away 'til he hadn't a pound. 
His father died and made him a man again 
Left him a farm and ten acres of ground. 
Myself to be sure got free invitation, 
For all the boys and girls I might ask, 
And without being asked both friends and relations 
Danced like bees 'round the sweet cask. 

There were lashings of punch and wine for the ladies, 
Potatoes and cakes; bacon and tea, 
Nolans, Dolans, all the O'Gradys 
Courting the girls and dancing away. 
Songs they went 'round as plenty as water, 
"The harp that once sounded in Tara's old hall," 
"Sweet Nelly Gray" and "The Rat Catcher's Daughter," 
Singing together at Lanigan's Ball. 

They were doing all kinds of nonsensical polkas 
All 'round the room in a whirligig. 
Julia and I, soon banished their nonsense 
And tipped them the twist of a reel and a jig. 
How the girls they all got mad at me 
For they thought the ceiling would fall. 
I spent six months at Brooks' Academy 
Learning to dance for Lanigan's Ball. 

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Six long months I spent up in Dublin, 
Six long months doing nothing at all, 
Six long months I spent up in Dublin, 
Learning to dance for Lanigan's Ball. 
I stepped out and she stepped in again, 
She stepped out and I stepped in again, 
Learning new steps for Lanigan's Ball. 

The boys were merry, the girls all hearty 
Dancing around in couples and groups, 
An accident happened, young Terrance McCarthy 
He put his foot through miss Finnerty's hoops. 
The craythur she fainted, and roared, "Bloody Murder," 
Sent for her brothers and gathered them all. 
Carmody swore he'd go no further 
'Til he had revenge at Lanigan's Ball. 

In the midst of the row miss Kerrigan fainted, 
Her cheeks at the time as red as a rose. 
Some of the lads declared she was painted, 
She took a small drop too much, I suppose. 
Her sweetheart, Ned Morgan, so powerful and able, 
When he saw his colleen stretched out by the wall, 
Tore the left leg from under the table 
And smashed all the Chaneys at Lanigan's Ball. 

Boys, oh boys, 'twas then there were runctions. 
I got a kick from big Phelim McHugh. 
I soon replied to his introduction 
And kicked up a terrible hullabaloo. 
Casey, the piper, was near being strangled. 
Squeezed up his pipes, chanters and all. 
The girls and boys they got all entangled 
And that put an end to Lanigan's Ball. 

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