Although there was a truce in effect, 
The enemy was not held in check. 
So they launched an invasion 
Without explanation, 
And the guards started uttering exclamations: 
HALT! Who goes there? 
ALARM! We're under attack! 
AAAK! I am killed! 

Exclamations! (HALT!)
With passion! (ALARM!) 
And emotion! (AAAK!) 
They're generally used in front of a sentence 
As a point of emphasis, 
Or when you simply need to blow off steam. 

The dragon was awakened from sleep 
And so he took it out on our keep. 
With one exhalation 
Caused a burning sensation 
And the dragon started using some exclamations: 
HA! Take that you puny humans! 
ODDS FISH! Where are the maidens? 
SHITE! Point that ballista elsewhere! 

Exclamations! (HA!) 
With passion! (ODDS FISH!) 
And emotion! (SHITE!) 
They're generally used in front of a sentence 
As a point of emphasis, 
Or when you simply need to blow off steam. 

So if you're English: Huzzah! 
Or Scot: Hoot! 
A pirate: Ahrrrr! 
Or fop: Sink me! 
Barbarian: Crom! 
Or not: Merde! 
An exclamation gets your point across! 

We started the rebellion at two; 
By four that afternoon we were through. 
The monarch's cessation 
Gave a sense of elation 
And the ex-king hollered some exclamations: 
ODIN'S BEARD! You'll pay for this! 
FIE! I hope you all catch the plague! 
PLEASE! Don't kill me! 

Exclamations! (ODIN'S BEARD!) 
With passion! (FIE!) 
And emotion! (PLEASE!) 
They're generally used in front of a sentence 
As a point of emphasis, 
Or when you simply need to blow off steam. 

So if you're English: Huzzah! 
Or Scot: Hoot! 
A pirate: Ahrrrr! 
Or fop: Sink me! 
Barbarian: Crom! 
Or not: Merde! 
An exclamation gets your point across! 

Exclamations! (HALT!) 
With passion! (FIE!) 
And emotion! (PLEASE!) 
They're generally used in front of a sentence 
As a point of emphasis, 
Or when you simply need to blow off steam. 

Exclamations! With passion! And emotion! 
Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
Yeah!
CRIKEY, that's the end! 

KEY D 

verse/chorus:


Background: This hilarious parody of the Schoolhouse 
Rock song "Interjections" was written by David Keefer 
of Boogie Knights. Boogie Knights write some brilliant 
parodies with Medieval and Renaissance themes. Their 
songbooks are favorites at many of the filk circles we 
attend. Andrew changed up to the lyrics on a few of 
curse words using a few popular Sci Fi curses to give 
it our own unique spin and to clean it up for our 
French speaking audience.