i met a girl in the bahamas 
couldn't catch her name through her accent 
so I just called her Lacey 
cuz she sold my friend some janky-ass shoes 

she wore dark sunglasses 
and a jogger's stopwatch on her left wrist 
i told her i'm in a pop band 
and she don't give a shit 

i guess i'm singing alone 

i followed her back to a starbucks 
i can't believe it's in a place like this 
did my wizard impression 
it got a laugh so i sang her a surefire hit 

"that's me in the corner 
that's me in the spotlight 
losing my religion" 
she left me singing alone 

and what happened 
i thought that all bands were dope 
but in the bahamas 
they don't 

i guess i'm singing alone 

i stormed my way back through the shipyard 
picked up some pot from a ten year-old kid 
didn't get to smoke my friends out though 
cuz a sea cop caught me with it 

now i'm stuck in a jail cell 
tryna tell them i'm famous 
i'm the bassist of the miracals 
they think i'm daniel radcliff 

and what happened 
i thought that all bands were dope 
but in the bahamas 
they don't 

i guess i'm singing alone