[Verse 1]
Oh for whatever reason
Each time I see him,
It goes so wrong
Like when I'm out the shower,
Wet hair and Powerpuff t-shirt on

[Hook]
If you tell me what you want,
Oh I bet that I'm a good fit
Boy you saw me so wrong,
'Cause every time I lose it

[Chorus]
No doubt,
I got no game
My friends,
They're all the same
(Undateable)
Can't move,
If you never try
That's why me
And you
We're undateable for life

[Verse 2]
This one is first impressions
The first two seconds are all you got
This time I wasn't on it
But honest promise I'm all you want

[Hook]
If you tell me what you like,
Oh I bet that I'm a good fit
Call me at the wrong time,
'Cause every time I lose it

[Chorus]
No doubt,
I got no game
My friends,
They're all the same
(Undateable)
Can't move,
If you never try
That's why me
And you
We're undateable for life
Undateable, undateable
We're undateable for life
Undateable, undateable
We're undateable for life

[Bridge]
I met a girl online on Instagram
She was out of my league so I was a fan
'Til I took her on a date and things quickly changed
Turns out she has no brain
She would talk about her Yorkie
And how she's the best
And now all her ex's
Could flex and have pecs
So I started to drink so I wouldn't get pissed
Cause if got drunk, I'll be shallowing into it
DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT RON!

[Chorus]
YEAAAHH
No doubt,
I got no game
My friends,
They're all the same
(Undateable)
Can't move,
If you never try
That's why me
And you
We're undateable for life
We're undateable for life
Undateable, undateable
We're undateable for life
Undateable, undateable
We're undateable for life