She's moistened every curl, she's poisonously pretty
 And the unsuspecting fool falls prey
 As the din detective's led astray
 And the genuflecting boys all say,
 'The Cheap and Evil Girl will get her way'

 The cheap and evil girl
 The cheap and evil girl
 The cheap and evil girl

 The cheap and evil girl dances if you're worthy
 She teases every twirl, she's deviously dirty
 And you fantasize about the ample
 Milky thighs you'd like to sample
 Vocalize to her example
 Deep, illegal sighs- Oh! It's a scandal!

 The cheap and evil girl
 The cheap and evil girl
 The cheap and evil girl

 Into the club for a rub in the sauna
 Stream through the steam, there's a shot, you're a goner
 Cry as you die cause you know you still want her

 She can hypnotize
 With her evil eyes

 The cheap and evil girl wears you like a locket
 She polished every pearl then she put you in her pocket
 And the undertaker hears the sounds
 Of the dumb gumshoe making his rounds
 Shaking all the wrong ones down
 Cause the cheap and evil girl will not be found

 The cheap and evil girl
 The cheap and evil girl
 The cheap and evil girl

 The cheap and evil girl
 She's the cheap and evil girl
 Oh, the cheap and evil girl
 She's the cheap and evil girl, girl, girl
 The cheap and evil girl