Momus]
Moloch passed the message to the Behemoth
Whose master passed it on to Zebedee
It was sent by Internet, by obscure protocols
To its recipient, the delicious Miss Gee

[Miss Gee]
It was early afternoon when your message came
I was slumped under the table, slightly cold
I didn't have a single stitch of clothing on
I was trembling but my trembling was controlled

I really can't recall who I was meant to be that day
I'm an actress, I play so many roles
But the script required Miss Gee
That's who I was meant to be
And I was just about to pick out her clothes

[Momus]
When a crumpled paper ball
Hit the floor beside you
It made no sense at all
It said:

[Both]
Bandy biwa krishnamurti
Pilgrim snorkel meat
Ipsum lorem dolor sit amet
Unix at the portal
Body type by Letraset
Here at the Epoch let us forget

[Momus]
Grip my head and feel my pain
Imagine I'm the king of Spain
Imagine I'm a weapon in your sheath

East is East and West is West
New York City to Dunsinane

[Miss Gee]
Polly Peachum creaming her McHeath

[Momus]
In the sturgeon caviar
In the virgin Mr McPherson
In the rain the cloud
And in the cloud the rain

Green tea ice cream, wind dried duck
Did you ever meet a person hot to

[Momus]
Forget it! Shower in my shower
I'll soap you back and front
Take me by the hand and lead it to your

[Miss Gee]
Country cousins, kissing by the bridge
A babbling brook and a choc-a-bloc fridge
My favourite restaurant is Yo Below
So when we go, slip under the table and begin to

[Momus]
Blow me down, gyoza, my favourite snack
Dip it in the soy sauce, slip it up your

[Miss Gee]
Crack goes the whip boys, crack kiss crack
Miss Gee has a whip and she'll stick it in your

[Momus]
Ask no questions, I'll tell you no lies
It isn't exclusively all about size
But did you ever see a rock star doing up his

[Miss Gee]
Flies are a nuisance, bees are worse
If you owe a girl money, put it in her

[Momus]
Purse my lips, touch me there with a feather
Better take an umbrella, what terrible weather

[Miss Gee]
Or we might get wet
And we wouldn't want that
Would we

[Momus]
By many names I've been known
Gil Martin, also Don Van Vliet
Giovanni, Mantovani, Barry Manilow
I could go on

[Miss Gee]
Please do

[Momus]
Super lovers Jesus Christ
Coming once and coming twice
In a paper cup
In my hammock samovar
I'm a caballero erojiji
Gaugin eating out Tahiti
Near as damn it, no cigar
Very kimochi