In the hills of Georgia, at a modest home
Lived a sugared-up beauty queen garden gnome
(Here comes Honey Boo Boo)
She’s sing a song, whistle a tune,
Make ketchup s’getty with her momma June
(Here comes Honey Boo Boo)
Ye-ha
She’s roaming the country, she’s on the loose
Filled with balls of cheese and go-go juice
(Here comes Honey Boo Boo)
Ye-ha
She’s fighting for justice and the American way
From the mountain-tow she screams “everybody’s a little gay”
That’s right
An American hero, down to the core
She eats her meals right off the floor
(Here comes Honey Boo Boo)
This is the ballad of Honey Boo Boo