Christina waits on tables at Clara Bills cafe
Now she's waiting on a bench for Johnny at the end of another hard day
Hey, hey, just got paid for washing all them cars
They ain't going to the movies and they ain't going to a bar
They gonna pick up the keg and I'm gonna pick up the ice
We're gonna show you how the experts kill us a Friday night

We drive out in the country to set something on fire
Is that an ice cold beer on a tractor tire
Underachievers look different than the rest
'Til we're burning up the moonlight, chilling on a hot night, that's what we do best
We ain't nothing special, we ain't no big deal
But if you wanna throw a party in the middle of nowhere
We're outstanding in our field

Well, everyone except for David was passed out in the grass
Somebody grab me a sharpie, he's about to grow a mustache
Sam's already dancing, turn up the radio
Kenny's always got some moonshine if the keg starts running low
We're all pyromaniacs this place about to blow

We drive out in the country to set something on fire
Is that a jar with that corn liquor on a tractor tire
Underachievers no different than the rest 
'Til we're burning up the moonlight, chilling on a hot night, that's what we do best
Yea we ain't nothing special, we ain't no big deal
But if you wanna throw a party in the middle of nowhere
We're outstanding in our field

We can take a hundred acre big old empty pasture, life is so fun
And turn into the hottest weekend nightclub spot from here to Sunset Boulevard
That's just who we are

No, we ain't nothing special, we ain't no big deal
But if you wanna throw a party in the middle of nowhere
We're outstanding in our field