Well, hey, hey, Mr. Policeman
Bet I can drive faster than you can
Come on Hoss, let's have some fun
Go on shoot me with yith your radar gun
You look bored and I sure am
Catch me if you can

Hey, hey, Mr. Policeman
I got a '75 Firebird Trans Am
With a 45 up under the hood
My and my brother got it running good
Wake up behind them old Ray Bans
Catch me if you can

Go on turn on your blue lights
So pretty
You know you want to I just flew by
I can see you peeling out
How's my dust taste in your mouth
Come on Smokey it's time to race
Let's have us a high-speed chase

Well, hey, hey, Mr. Policeman
Chopper in the air
And a couple of SWAT vans
That's no fair now, blocking the road
Where am I supposed to go
Time to use my backup plan
Catch me if you can

Hey, hey, Mr. Policeman
I bet I can run faster than you can
With your big pot belly and your cowboy boots
A hundred bucks says you won't shoot
I know these woods like the back of my hand
Catch me if you can

Go on turn on your spotlight
So shiny
I got running shoes and I'm younger than you
And I got all night
There's no way you're keeping up with me
So go on back to Krispy Kreme
If you wanna quit, I understand
Catch me if you can

Hey, hey, Mr. Policeman
I said, hey, hey, Mr. Policeman

I'm in the jailhouse now
I'm in the jailhouse now
They told me once or twice
Son, respect my authoritie
I'm in the jailhouse now