Brad Paisley

Brad Paisley - Cornography songtekst

Je score:
With: Brad Paisley, George Jones, Little Jimmy Dickens, Bill Anderson, Dolly Parton

The Grand Old Op'ry Theatre proudly presents:
Kung Pao
Episode two: The continuing adventures of the Kung Pao Buckaroos

The three cowboys needed a place to bed down for the night
So I suggested the establishment of Miss Kitty May
(Or she may not)
A former love and a woman of questionable repute

So they walked into the saloon and asked for Miss Kitty
And just then, they heard a voice saying:
"Hi, boys. You looking for these?"
And the littlest cowboy turned around to see two huge 38s pointed right at his face
(Jimmy, you can't say that!)
(What? She had huge guns.)
Smith and Wesson revolvers
Oh boy, were they loaded
(Oh brother)


She's aiming them right at us
(Softer, George, it's more effective)
She's aiming them right at us
Everybody duck!
Not you, Jimmy, you stand up normal

They dropped the money they owed her, and she bent over to pick it up
And, oh, that moon was beautiful
(Now Jimmy, you can't say that!).
Out the window. I couldn't see it 'til then George, oh:
There were mountains in the way.


"You guys are gonna get in trouble for this"
That woman sure chaps my ...
Ask her out then
I think he's got a little thing for her, George
(Louder, Bill, it's more effective)
I think he's got a little thing for her, George
It's not THAT little
(That was worth the trip over here)
All, right, Jimmy, let's get serious now

So the little cowboy was trying not to act too excited
But when I look at a woman that beautiful, it's hard
What? It's very difficult
I hope they're not recording this


And I said: "Little cowgirl, how would you like a little cowpoke?"
"Here we go"
Oh yeah. Need a little buckaroo?
In your dreams, short barrell
Bum chicka bow wow
Oh my God

So the Kung Poo Buck..... Kung Poo!
So the Kung Pao Buckaroos rode off into the sunset

Tune in next time for more action and romance
(Softer, George, it's more effective.)
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Auteur: Brad Paisley, Frank Rogers, Peter Tilden

Componist: Brad Paisley

Publisher: BMG Music


Uitgegeven in: 2005

Taal: Engels

Komt voor op: Time Well Wasted (2005)

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