That sleepy little campfire popping kinda crackling
We were heating up the pork and beans
Bubu said "Man. it don't get any better than this
If you know what I mean"
We sat there for a minute listening to the crickets
Thinking this is pretty hard to beat
'Til Jr stood up, spit in the fire
Said "Boys, I hate to disagree"

But if a bus load of women, really good looking women
Just suddenly pulled in here
Old Joe T. Garcia showed up with fajitas and a 100 gallon keg of beer 
And Haggard dropped by
And brought Willie with him
And they started taking requests
Well, don't get me wrong, boys, this is pretty good
But it could get better than this

Bill Dance and Hank Parker floated by in a boat
And volunteered to be our fishing guides
And Richard Petty pulled up in the old '43 car
And asked us if we wanted a ride
We'd all sit around singing 'Poncho'
And Lefty playing poker, smoking big cigars
Now don't take offense y'all I'm perfectly content
Just sitting here under the stars

But if a bus load of women, really good looking women
Just suddenly pulled in here
And Old Emril Degasi showed up with kilbasi and a 100 gallon keg of beer
If Haggard dropped by 
And brought Willie with him
And they started taking requests
Don't get me wrong, boys, this is pretty good
But it could get better than this

But if a bus load of women, really good looking women
Just suddenly pulled in here
And Little Jenny Pikins showed up with fried chicken and a 100 gallon keg of beer
Mearl Haggard dropped by 
And brought Willie with him
And they started taking requests
Don't get me wrong, boys, this is pretty good
But it could get better that this
Don't get me wrong, boys, this is pretty good
But it could get better that this