Awesome new song by Brad Paisley. Easy song too. I think the chords
I've got here are good, at least they sound right to me.
Really fun song to play. Enjoy!

intro:
e-----------------0---------------------------
B--4--------------0----4----------------------
G--4--------------1----4----------------------
D--4--------------2----4----------------------
A--2---4bh-4r-----2----2--x-x-x-4bh-4r--------
E-------------2br-0-------------------2br-0--

B                  E
I can make anybody pretty
B                          E
I can make you believe any lie
      B               B/Bb       G#m      B          F#
I can make you pick a fight with somebody twice your size
     B                              E
well I've been known to cause a few breakups
    B                              E
And I've been known to cause a few births
      B            B/Bb    G#m           B          F#
I can make you new friends,   or get you fired from work

              B             E
And since the day I left Milwaukee
B                       E
Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France
     B          B/Bb G#m         B
Been makin' the bars lots of big money
Db                       F#
and helpin' white people dance
  B                     E
I got you in trouble in high school
    B                      E
But college now that was a ball
        E           E/Eb              D       D/Db        F#
you had some of the best times you'll never remember with me

play intro twice
Alcoho----l, Alcoho----l

I got blamed at your wedding reception
For your best man's embarrassing speech
and also for those naked pictures of you at the beach
I've influenced kings and world leaders
I helped hemingway write like he did
And I'll bet you a drink or two
that I can make you put that lampshade on your head

Cause since the day I left Milwaukee
Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France
Been makin' the bars lots of big money
And helpin' white people dance
I am medicine and I am poison
I can help you up or make you fall
you had some of the best times you'll never rememer with me
Alcoho-----l