I like kicking back on the sofa
Flipping through the channels just to see what's on
And I enjoy eating eggs over easy
Sopping up with a biscuit 'til the yellow's gone

Ain't nothing like watching a bunch of young'ns
Run screaming through the sprinkler in their little bare feet
And ain't nothing like finding twenty dollars
In the pocket of the britches that you wore last week

I get into getting out on my mower
In the early morning hours 'fore the sun gets hot
And I like going down to the Kroger
When the carnival comes to the parking lot

Ain't nothing like throwing a hula popper
Dragging it across a spot a big 'un oughta be
And ain't nothing like having him for supper
With some good hush puppies and some sweet iced tea

This old world holds all kinds of treasures
And everyday it just keeps getting better

'Cause ain't nothing like finding that woman
That you know you're gonna love for the rest of your life
And ain't nothing like knowing the Lord's a coming
Back one day to make you want to do right

Ain't nothing like watching a bunch of young'ns
Run screaming through the sprinkler in their little bare feet
And ain't nothing like finding twenty dollars
In the pocket of the britches that you wore last week

Ain't nothing like throwing a hula popper
Dragging it across a spot a big 'un oughta be
And ain't nothing like having him for supper
With some good hush puppies and some sweet iced tea