I don't see why I should have to pay more

When I walk in to a convenience store



I don't care how bad they taste

I won't let them go to waste

Two hot dogs for 99 cents



I'm always looking for the better deal

The camera's watching to see what I steal



I don't care how bad they taste

I won't let them go to waste

Two hot dogs for 99 cents



I look up at the sign

It says two for 99

I see there's only one left

I need to talk to the chef



I use condiments because they are free

They seem to be all set up just for me



I don't care how bad they taste

I won't let them go to waste

Two hot dogs for 99 cents