Banned for life from the institute of fame

Radio 1 a million listeners can't be wrong

Switching off not switching on

So ya don't wanna play me song, on the air

Cos I despise you, and I'll say it, yes I dare



I got a stereo in my head

Got a hi-fi in my mansion

I'm searching for another way

Radio 2, Radio 3..it's very me



No I don't wanna get cheeky with it

Still got my Ziggy ticket

Just what the world needs now

Another lousy boy band

Immitation Velvet Underground



No one likes the truth

Don't wanna be the voice of youth

I'm getting old and losing my hair

Got pretty eyes, why should I care



No I don't like Eminem

Hatred with a wicked beat

Oh why, cos I'm one of them

I'm a fag, you're a fake

Alex Donelly are you awake?



Jo Wiley your so damned cool

Didn't I used to work with you?

Heard you snipe at my reformation

Heard you diss me, on the TV

Put your words in the mouth of a school

I loved Wham when I was at school

Mel C, you wannabe...talented, you got lucky



Buy a DJ, someone hip

A barrel with far too much lip

I used to worship you



Walk the streets with ya to my ear

Cos my mother said turn that down

Now if I had my way

I'd burn that building to the ground



Boy bands and cheerleaders

Homophobes and earbleeders

American misplaced anger

I won't hang ya

I'll just hang myself



Castles in the sky

What the hell are they

Who builds them anyway

I kiss you Annie on 1

John Peel the prodigal son

I didn't become a musician 

to take the foetal position

Someone get me a gun

Screw you radio 1



A million listeners can't be wrong

Switching off not switching on

A million listeners can't be wrong

Switching off not switching on

A million listeners can't be wrong

Switching off not switching on



Not switching on

Not switching on

Be gone!