(written by Geoff Stephens,
      performed by Boy George,
      produced by Pet Shop Boys,
       Southern Music Pub. Co. Inc.)

     I know all there is to know about the crying game.
     I've had my share of the crying game.
     First there are kisses, then there are sighs;
     And then, before you know where you are,
     You're sayin' goodbye.
     Someday soon I'm gonna tell the moon
     About the crying game.
     And if he knows, maybe he'll explain
     Why there are heartaches, why there are tears,
     And what to do to stop feeling blue
     When love disappears.
     I know all there is to know about the crying game.
     I've had my share of the crying game.
     First there are kisses, then there are sighs;
     And then, before you know where you are,
     You're sayin' goodbye.

     Don't want no more of the crying game,
     Don't want no more of the crying game,
     Don't want no more of the crying game,
     Don't want no more of the crying game