Baby, for years you've been saying.
"Why don't you write me a song?"
And I've been like.
"I don't know! 'Cause I'm not inspired to write you song but last night I decided I'm GONNA' FREAKIN' DO THIS."

We've been together, for so long.
And you always asked me why I never wrote a song.
All about you, about our love, and about how you're the only one I'm thinking of.
I've been writing all night.
And I.
I got it just right.

HERE WE GO!

You talk too much.
You never shut up.
Everything I do for you is never enough.
You snore.
You drool.
You talk in your sleep.
Can't get a night's rest until your 6 feet deep!
I promised you forever, but we both know, we're never gonna' get along.

YOU WANT IT.
YOU GOT IT.
HERE'S YOUR FREAKIN' SONG!

And all my homies, have always said.
"Whatcha' doin' with that girl? She's fucked up in the head!"
My mom don't like you.
My dad don't too.
And my brother says you look like a guy from "Who's Scadoo".
I'm just keepin' it real.
This is just how I feel!

HERE WE GO!

You talk too much.
You never shut up.
Everything I do for you is never enough.
You snore.
You drool.
You talk in your sleep.
Can't get a night's rest until your 6 feet deep!
I promised you forever, but we both know, we're never gonna' get along.

YOU WANT IT.
YOU GOT IT.
HERE'S YOUR FREAKIN' SONG!

I can't talk or you get pissed!
Used to dream I don't exist!
I say YES and you say NO!
Like any bitches, gotta' go!
With all the shit that we've been through!
This is the best that I can do!
Can I still get lucky tonight?

Please?

I'm using manners and everything, I uh...
I, I hope you like this song, I spent a lot of time on it.
But I've been sp OH! There's Erik!
Just playin' I didn't really spend a lot of time on this.
But uh... This is the chorus!

You talk too much.
You never shut up.
Everything I do for you is never enough.
You snore.
You drool.
You talk in your sleep.
Can't get a night's rest until your 6 feet deep!
I promised you forever, but we both know, we're never gonna' get along.

YOU WANT IT.
YOU GOT IT.
HERE'S YOUR FREAKIN' SONG! (x4)

YOU WANT IT.
YOU GOT IT.

OK, Yeah I don't know why this is still going.
I anticipated this be... 3 minutes long.
It's still going. Here I don't know what's happening.
Anyway that's this song that I wrote for you and it...
OK evidently it's over now. I don't know.
I have no idea on the timing of it or anything.
I uh...
Boy, This is sort of an awkward moment here.
I uh...
Uh.
I'm going to be honest I have to pee.
*Laughs*