Friends like you!

Who needs friends?

Friends like you!

Who needs friends?

Friends like you!

Who needs friends?

Friends like you!



You know ya left the window open

And now the cat is gone

And my girlfriend says

you're really sweet what the hell is going on?

You never gave me back my leather jacket

And now it's out of style

And I warned you that that instance

Would set my house on fire



Now i'm not going to beat you up

Or drag you through the mud

I just want all my CD's back

In the cases with the hard work still intact

Friends like you!

Who needs friends?

Friends like you!

Who needs friends?

Friends like you!

Who needs friends?

When friends like You-o-o-ou

Who needs friends?



Like when the guy put you in Reno,

Had a lawyer for a dad.

He got ours mixed up and sued my ass.

Man that was really cool

Of you to fix me up with a girl from work

That used to be a guy

When you lost all my money on the superbowl

It made me WANT TO CRY!

I'm not going to beat you up

or drag you through the mud

When the pending file sharing suit goes down

And why'd you need

The whole Metallica catalog anyway?

We haven't liked them for ten years.

We like the Queers, we like beers

Stuck with Van Halen through the shitty years.

Now its over

YEAH!



You know ya left the back door open

AND NOW THE DOG IS GONE

And my girlfriend says you're really sweet

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

And you never gave me back

My leather jacket and now it's outta style

I should have beat you

With your burkenstock

When you set my house on fire!

FRIENDS LIKE YOU!

Who needs friends?

Friends like you!

Who needs friends?

When friends like you-o-o-ou

Like you-o-ou who needs friends?