Come visit our great society

McDonalds, Coca-Cola and MTV

Fat asses all over the place

Higher genetics of the American race

Come explore our cultural mecca

You name it, we've got it to show

We're gonna pollute the whole wide world

And we just want you to know





Chorus:

We're ugly Americans, ugly Americans

We've come to pollute your grounds

Don't you just love us?

We're ugly Americans, ugly Americans

Spreading our monopolies all around

Don't you just love us?





Come see our true nature

We'll bring you our TV shows

We'll disease you with filth and lies

As big as Jerrys' nose

We're the higher American culture

We're coming to your town

And we've got NATO behind us

Even if our presidents' pants are down





(Repeat Chorus)





No more culture for Europe

Our troops will enforce in goodwill

But dare raise your finger at us

We'll bomb you till you're killed

Women and children we don't care

We will bomb you too

We are the great defenders of democracy

We're the red, the white, and the blue





(Repeat Chorus) x2