Another show, another band
More boring shit that I can't stand
Whether it's uninspiring crap or tuff guy shit
It's safe to say the kids have had enough of it
Do your own thing, give it your own spin
Nothing's original anymore but your riffs are wearing thin
Fucking floor it give us all whiplash
Turn it up to eleven, it's time to thrash!

Going from rock to fakie!
With you heart on your sleeve, your insincerity's clear to me
So predictable and we won't let it slide
In it for the right reasons or along for the ride?

Handed a deal to release an lp
But you lack the grit to be truly heavy
Heavy must stick together, all others must die
You pose and play along but it's just a fucking lie!
Death to false dudes! who wasted our time
To the legit kids this is the ultimate crime
Your cute charade we can no longer tolerate
Because dude, you're everything I hate!

Going from rock to fakie!
With you heart on your sleeve, your insincerity's clear to me
So predictable and we won't let it slide
In it for the right reasons or along for the ride?

Here comes the breakdown, big surprise
While you scream with such conviction your rehashed lies
There's nothing remotely interesting about what you do
Do you have your own thoughts or were they handed to you?

Going from rock to fakie!