They go to the local park just to practice all day
I'm so sick of these JOCKS ON WHEELS
Lounging on the ramps they just get in the way
Rid the world of these JOCKS ON WHEELS

When I try to take a run I'm only competing with myself
Whoever tries to show me up can go straight to hell
If you even snake my line I'm gonna go berserk
Your only means of progress is being a fucking jerk

Steal my line JOCKS ON WHEELS
I'll end your life JOCKS ON WHEELS
We'll end your life JOCKS ON WHEELS
I'll end your fucking life

Skating with no heart are you even having fun?
Or just checking off a list of tricks you haven't done
This isn't the x-games you'll win medals here I guess
It doesn't matter cause you're gonna quit next year