Your stage presence sucks and your band is a bore.
And you wonder why there's no action on the dancefloor.
Play fast or die, leave us gasping for breath.
Circle pit, break your neck, full speed 'til death.

Something's in the air, seems to be a trend.
Pick up the pace, let's make hardcore fun again.
The kids are sick and tired of being bored at your shows.
From the back, shout and attack, all go no slow!

Your amps are loud, but you make me want to nap.
Get back to the studio and stop producing that crap.
Drink some soda, get a boost, caffeine maniac.
Tear the fucking stage apart, let's make this fun again.