Cheater, cheater, where'd you meet her

Down at Earnie's bar?

Did she smile and wave, twirl her hair and say

How cute your dimples are?



Did she use that line, "your place or mine"

While you danced with her real slow?

Now cheater, cheater, where'd you meet that

No good white trash hoe?



Liar, liar, did you buy her

Whiskey all night long?

Did you hide your ring in the pocket of your jeans

Or did you just keep it on?



When the deed was done and you had your fun

Did you think I wouldn't know?

Now cheater, cheater, where'd you meet

That no good white trash hoe?



Now I'm not one to judge someone

That I ain't ever met

But to lay your hands on a married man

Bout as low as a gal can get



Hey I wish her well as she rots in hell

And you can tell her I said so



Now cheater, cheater, where'd you meet that

No good white trash hoe?

Hey



Loser, loser, hope you love her

Cause you're stuck with her now

Take your sorry butt and load up all your stuff

And get the hell out of my house



But I just wish you'd tell me this

One thing before you go

Now cheater, cheater where'd you meet that

No good white trash hoe?



Now cheater, cheater, where'd you meet that

Low down, uptown, slept with every guy around,

Pressed on eyelash, no good white trash hoe?