[CHORUS]
You better lose her
She's a loser
Lose her before
You lose your mind
Get a minute and you'll find
She's the aggravating kind
Just lose her
Leave her far behind

You meet a girl
And she's looking good
Stop the world like
A real man should

Just think right
She'll put you down
(Let's go to the
Swingingest club in town)

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So, uh, after the club
You take her home
Folks are out
And you're all alone

She whispers
Oh, so tenderly
(You get no kisses
Till you marry me)

[Repeat CHORUS]

So after the wedding
You are settled down
With lots of in-laws
Hanging all round

And every day
She'll so softly say
(You don't love me anymore)
(You never tell me you love me anymore)
(You're nothing but a no good alley cat)

You better lose her
She's a loser
Lose her before
You lose your mind