All around the country coast to coast,

People always say, what do you like most,

I don't want to brag, I dont want to boast,

I'd always tell them, I like toast



YEAH TOAST!!!!!!!!

YEAH TOAST!!!!!!!!



I get up in the morning about 6 AM

Have a little jelly have a little jam

Take a peice of bread, put it in the slot

Push down the leaver and the wires get hot, i get toast



YEAH TOAST!!!!!!!

YEAH TOAST!!!!!!!



Now theres no secret to toasting perfection

theres a dial on the side and you make your selection

push to the dark or the light and then, 

if it pops to soon press down again, make toast



YEAH TOAST!!!!!!!

YEAH TOAST!!!!!!!



When the first cave man drove in from the drags, 

Didn't know what would go with the bacon and eggs

Must had been a genus, got in his head

plug the toaster in the wall, buy a bag of bread make toast



YEAH TOAST!!!!!!!

YEAH TOAST!!!!!!!



a oui monsieur bonjour coquette

au croissant au va-et-vien

A maurice et violette eilfel tower

a oui marret bagguette bonsoir

FRENCH TOAST!!!!!

FRENCH TOAST!!!!!



In chicago or on the bob and tom show

YEAH TOAST!!!!!!!!



(weird noises)



toast