All around the country and coast

People always say what do you like most

I don't wanna brag, I don't wanna boast

I always tell 'em I like toast



YEAH TOAST!!!!!

YEAH TOAST!!!!!



I get up in the mornin' 'bout six AM

Have a little jelly have a little jam

Take a piece of bread, put it in the slot

Push down the lever and the wires gets hot

I get toast



YEAH TOAST!!!!!

YEAH TOAST!!!!! 



Now there's no secret to toasting perfection

There's a dial on the side and you make your selection

Push to the dark or the light and then

If it pops too soon, press down again 

Make toast



YEAH TOAST!!!!!

UHH TOAST!!!!! 



When the first caveman drove in from the drags

Didn't know what would go with the bacon and the eggs

Must have been a genius, got it in his head

Plug the toaster in the wall, buy a bag of bread

Make toast



YEAH TOAST!!!!!

UHH TOAST!!!!!



Oui monsieur bonjour coquette

Uh huh croissante vous a ver

Maurice chevalier effeil tower

Oh oui maria bagette bon soir



FRENCH TOAST!!!!!

FRENCH TOAST!!!!!



In Chicago or on the Bob and Tom Show



YEAH TOAST!!!!!



Yeahuau, toast.