(To audience) Ladies and Gentleman, the Woman Song



She's the Woman, She's the Woman



I am woman, hear me roar, if you don't open my door

I can do anything that a man can do, but I don't have to

All the female sex has a lot more class

Unless we're lookin' at a male stripper's ass

I'm a twenty-first century gal, but I can't set my VCR!



She's the Woman, She's the Woman



Well I am not your hooker, but your still gonna pay

Cause sex is a special thing and a darn good weapon

Because my body belongs to me

Until I get dinner, and a movie

I don't sleep around, until I do a credit check!



She's the Woman, She's the Woman



And I have a mind of my own, which I change every two seconds

And I'm not afraid to ask for directions cause I can't hold a map

And I stand behind my man

So I can nag him as much as I can

And I can fight in combat but I can't kill a spider!



She's the Woman, She's the Woman



And I never tell a lie, but I will fake an orgasm

Cause I am the real McCoy, except for my boobs and my face

But I still get hot and sweaty for the opening of a new shoe store

And I'm very proud of my age, which is none of your freakin' business



She's the Woman, She's the Woman