My name is Bob
And I don't have a job

[Chorus:]
I don't know why I say these things
But it's the reason why I sing my song
It's why I sing my song
I don't know why I say these things
But it's the reason why I sing my song
It's why I sing my song
I don't know why I say these things
But it's the reason why I sing my song

[Verse 1:]
Catch me cruisin through Decatur with my streetwalkers
Spittin, pimpin at these women, ain't a sweet talker
A young country boy, came up out the creek water
What a grizzly mug, lookin like a beast on it
Now I don't like the law, so fuck the police department
Pullin me over, and I don't even be speedin often
Well I think it's cause they don't like me, well me so sorry
Cause I got all the caucasians saying that he's so awesome
Well long story short, this is me, I'm bossin
If I wasn't smokin weed, then I'd be drinking coffee
With Folgers in my cup, just to show I give a fuck bout
What ya'll be thinkin what I'm sayin, gone and zip it up

I don't even know why I'm in this goddamn booth

[Chorus:]
But it's the reason why I sing my song
It's why I sing my song
I don't know why I say these things
But it's the reason why I sing my song
It's why I sing my song
I don't know why I say these things
But it's the reason why I sing my song

[Verse 2:]
If you ain't noticed I don't really give a damn
This life's too hard to follow rules and be takin exams
So I decided to do music just to make some fans
So while I got the mic I want to say fuck Uncle Sam
I just think of crazy shit and try to make it jam
So when I get tired of rappin I sing the best I can
Simpy cause I ain't got nothin better to do with time
I'd rather produce and rhyme than slang and shoot a nine
I ain't really got nothin else to say but I'll finish it
Just to show ya'll how I'll benefit of this gibberish
I'll just write a verse, sit back and collect percentages
It's 4 o'clock and I don't even think I'm finished yet

[Chorus:]
But it's the reason why I sing my song
It's why I sing my song
I don't know why I say these things
But it's the reason why I sing my song
It's why I sing my song
I don't know why I say these things
But it's the reason why I sing my song

It's why I sing my song
It's why I sing my song
It's why I sing my song
My song
My song
My song