(1st Mans voice)

I met you at a Pearl Jam concert.  You stood up and began to dance.  

When I saw your great big knockers I gave you a standing ovation in my pants

Who care about any better, there's something I, I like much better

A pretty lady in a skin tight sweater you know



A big bosom girl like you, with huge honkers like you, badasoomas like you

I love your kalamazoos.  I bet that you can't see your shoes.



I met you at the tatoo parlor, you were teasing your great big hair

you had all your favorite singers tatooed to everywhere-air-air

Elvis Presley was on each hooter, Johny Cash was tatooed on your pooter

Was that Willy Nelson down by your kooter, who knows?



When a girl has big boobies like you, big jumpums like you

braw buddies like you

I wanna tweak your spark plugs, I love those things on my jugs



(2nd Mans Voice)

I met you down in New Orleans, swing at the Mardi Gras

I handed you a beaded neckalace, and you handed me your bra

I won't forget the times we spent, that tuesday it just came and went

There's one thing I'm not giving up for let, Oh no



A girl with kozonga's like you, torpedos like you, wenbegos like you

without those big snuggle pups mmm.



(Womans voice)

Oh ya oh huh ya

I met you at the Happy Clam boy, I've never seen a girl like you 

You had a haircut like John Eunitus and a gregute Stard tatoo on you

I was whering a leather skirt, I bought you a drink and began to flirt

I wondered what was under the flannel shirt



A girl with big nellas like you, love muffins like you

Ya as I squease your sweet little rings, I thought I smelled sardine



(2nd man and woman's voice alternating)

blessed mcgees like you

big bobbins like you

twin tom tom like you

two christy lees like you

huge carlinys like you

Shaniquas like you

Lets order taco's for two



A big bosom girl like you