aaaaaaaaaaaaah!
aaaaaaaaaaaaah!
(Clean Your Braces)
aaaaaaaaaaaaah!
aaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Can he fix it?
No He Can?t!

(chorus)
Gum Disorder!
Can He fix it?
Gum Disorder!
No He Can?t!

Nicole, Ben and Tammy
Natasha too.
Dave and Angie
join the crew.
Ben and the gang
have so much fun.
Working together,
To fix his white gums!

(chorus)
Gum Disorder!
Can He fix it?
Gum Disorder!
No He Can?t!

Gum Disorder!
Can He fix it?
Gum Disorder!
No He Can?t!

Time to get cleaning.
Such a lot to do.
Spreading the disease
Till it gets to you.
Ben and the gang
Make a really bad sound
Working all day
Till his gums go down.

(chorus)
Gum Disorder!
Can He fix it?
Gum Disorder!
No He Can?t!

Gum Disorder!
Can He fix it?
Gum Disorder!
No He Can?t!

Can He fix it?
Red.
Green a bit.
White a little.
Put It, straight down.

We can tackle any situation
Look out, here?s his gums?

Can he hide it? No
Can he bleach it? No
Can he fix it? But He Can Fuck

(chorus)
Gum Disorder!
Can He fix it?
Gum Disorder!
No He Can?t!

Gum Disorder!
Can He fix it?
Gum Disorder!
No He Can?t!

Cleaning and bleaching
Having so much fun
Working together
To fix his white gums

Can he hide it? No
Can he bleach it? No
Can he fix it? Can he  Fuck

Gum Disorder! Hey!!!
Gum Disorder! Altogether now

Gum Disorder!
Can He fix it?
Gum Disorder!
No, no he can?t!

Gum Disorder!
Can He fix it?
Gum Disorder!
oooooooh!!

Gum Disorder!
Can He fix it?
Gum Disorder!
No He Can?t!

We'd better go to the dentist mum.