Wally's getting anxious, thinking 'bout tonight
Bruce is all spiffy looking, wicked looking right
Eddie's getting spruced
And Donna's getting loose
They're passing round the bottle
And they're getting good and juice
B.G.'s wining dining checking talent at the club
Skippers haunting second, looking forward to his rub
The busters from the country
And the hitters from the shop
Everybody wants to do the Horizontal Bop

Someone bring the records
Someone get the brew
Someone get a house
Buddy we'll know what to do
Someone tell the ladies
Someone make a deal
If we can't find a house
Then someone better find a field

Grass is good as carpet
Anyplace is fine
It's time to get to rocking
Babe, it's time to make it shine
Tell 'em we'll be dancing
Dancing till we drop
It's time to get down and do the Horizontal Bop

They're filling up the corners
They're filling up the streets
You can feel the tension
You can almost feel the heat
The music's getting louder
The beat's getting fast
Summers finally made it
Yeah, it's finally here at last

The pony cars are cruising on Woodward Avenue
Go and try to pass 'em
They'll smoke you if you do
The whole town's shaking from the bottom to the top
Everybody wants to do the Horizontal Bop
The busters from the country
And the hitters from the shop
Everybody wants to do the Horizontal Bop
Tell 'em we'll be dancing
Dancing till we drop
Everybody wants to do the Horizontal Bop