I Shot The White House
(I Shot The Sherrif - Eric Clapton)

I shot the White House
But I did not hit the President
I shot the White House
But I did not hit the President

Firing rounds at the compound
'til a tourist dragged me down
Bill Clinton was a-watching his TV
When I strolled right past security
So I shot, I shot his house
I swear

I shot the White House
But I never got inside the fence, oh no no
I shot the White House
Guess I must have been a little tense

(Attention! You, with the automatic weapon...
Uhh... I'm not sure but I don't think you're
Supposed to have that.)
(Will agent Moe and agent Larry please proceed
Immediately to the emergency area)
(Soi-tainly.)(Ehhh... grab that gun, numbskull)
(whoo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo)