Bob Rivers
Bob Rivers - Dark Side Of Naboo songtekst
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Dark Side Of Naboo (Dark Side Of The Moon/Eclipse-Pink Floyd) The Jedi knights are on the glass You get one free when pumping gas There's Jar-Jar Binx and rubber Yoda masks Got to get the whole set while they last Collectors fight for action figures in the store And every day the Taiwanese make more And when the damn film closes, it won't be too soon There'll still be lots of toys at Taco Bell And if those marketeers don't change their present course They'll drive me to the dark side of The Force All that you touch And all that you see Star Wars in your face At every meal The shoes on your feet And potato chips you eat The chicken you bite George Lucas sold the rights And when all this ends The video will come And someone must drink Every Pepsi can under the sun 'til they're through To get rid of the Queen of Naboo (There is no dark side of The Force) (It is all marketing, Hmmm) (Gullible you are. Sold you have been. Hm? Hm?) (Taco... chicken-chicken... Hm. Hm. Yoda, hmmm) (Kermit is his dinner. Hm? Hm?) (Ruining the planet it will be? Side of the road it will be, hm?) (Pepsi cans, hm? Real hm. GARBAGE! Hmph hmph)