I like the smell of the poor,
I like the smell of Frank Muir, so,

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I like the smell of a flannel,
I like the smell of an old oak panel,
I like the smell of the hair of a spaniel, so,

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(Yedibumyedibumyedibumbedibum..)

I like the smell of kung fu,
I like the smell of my coo-ka-chu,
I like the smell of Lulu's hairdos, so...

I like the smell of Ball Boy,
I like the smell of the hoi polloi,
I like the smell of shredded corduroy...

I like the smell of a fiesta,
I like the smell of Frank Bough's wife Nesta,
I like the smell of a horse drawn necklace, so...

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Come along, now, let's have a sniff of it,
Come along, now, let's have a little bit,
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Come along, now, let's have a little bit...MORE!!!
Let's have a little bit more