I'm a mummy, I scare people
Watch what happens when
I walk up to somebody
I'm a mummy (aaaaahhh)

I was born one thousand
Nine hundred and fity-nine years ago
My daddy was a mummy, too

Watch what happens when
I walk up to somebody
I'm a mummy (aaaaahhh)

I don't try to scare people
I really came back to life
To buy a copy of
Kookie, Kookie, Lend Me Your Comb
But people run from me

Watch what happens when
I walk up to somebody
I'm a mummy (aaaaahhh)

I wish there was somebody somewhere
Who wasn't afraid of me, oh, well

Watch what happens when
I walk up to somebody
I'm a mummy (that's cool)

I'm a mummy (you mean you're a mother)
No, I'm a mummy (I'm a beatnik)
People are afraid of me (yeah, I'm hip)

I was born one thousand
Nine hundred and fifty-nine years ago
(Oh, yeah, like that's a long gig)
Where can I buy a copy of
Kookie, Kookie, Lend Me Your Comb
(Ooh, man, I don't dig that trash
You know like Brubeck, Shearing
Modern Jazz Quartet)

I'm a mummy
(Man, you got a warped groove)
Aren't you afraid of me
Aren't you gonna scream
(Oh, yeah, like, help)