Dirty little monsters
 Eating all the morsels
 Picking up the rubbish
 Give her effervescence
 She needs a little sparkle
 Good morning TV
 You're looking so healthy
 We all say
 Don't want to be alone
 We wear the same clothes
 'Cuz we feel the same
 And kiss with dry lips
 When we say goodnight
 End of a century
 It's nothing special
 Sex on the TV
 Everybody's at it
 And the mind gets dirty
 As you get closer
 To thirty
 He gives her a cuddle
 Glowing in a huddle
 Good night TV
 You're all made up
 And you're looking like me
 Can you eat her?
 Yes, you can