She said there`s ants in the carpet 
Dirty like monsters 
Eating all the morsels 
Picking up the rubbish 
Give her effervescence 
She needs a little sparkle 
Good morning tv 
You`re looking so healthy 
  
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And we all say 
Don`t want to be alone 
We wear the same clothes 
Because we feel the same 
And kiss with dry lips 
When we say goodnight 
End of the century... it`s nothing special 
  
Sex on tv 
Everybody`s at it 
And the mind gets dirty 
As you get closer to thirty 
He gives her a cuddle 
They`re glowing in a huddle 
Good night tv 
You`re all made up 
And you know that 
  
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Can you eat her yes you can 
  
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