If is doesn't work, if it doesn't work, if it doesn't
Work...
What on earth am I doing here
Waiting for the world to stop raining
I shall go out
Before it all goes down the drain
What on earth are you doing there
Looking very much like you don't care
Come on out and see
It's not so bad
You should be glad
And It's so true
You'll feel much better the
Wetter you get
We are ever so clean
Cleaner that the tongue on a
Washing machine

What on earth was that all about
Granny takes the kids for an outing
Making all they can of the day
What on earth are we wasting time
Waiting for a life of sunshine
Come on out and see
It's not so bad
You should be glad
And it's so true
It could be fine, full of sunshine
If you want to
What on earth am I doing here What on earth are you
Doing here
What on earth am I doing here What on earth are you
Doing here