I wanna be a platinum blonde.

Ooh!

Just like all the sexy stars.

Marilyn and Jeane, Jayne, Mae and Marlene.

Yeah they, they really had fun.

In a luminous day-glo shade.

Walk into a bar and I'll have it made!

Cause if that's all it takes; a double processed blonde...

I wanna be a platinum blonde.

I wanna be a platinum blonde.

Be a platinum blonde.

I even tried wearing a wig for a while.

It was the right color, but not the right style.

Gonna get some peroxide at the beauty supply.

See ya later!

Nnn, I wanna be a platinum blonde.

Aah!

Just like all the sexy stars.

Marilyn and Jeane, Jayne, Mae and Marlene.

Yeah they, they really had fun.

Now if you need me on Sunday and you look twice and see, that platinum blonde is gonna be me!

In a double processed luminous day-glo shade.

When I get this color I'll have it made in the shade.

Oh, I hope I'm OK!

I wanna be a platinum blonde!

I wanna be a platinum blonde.

Honey, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta!

I gotta be a platinum blonde!

I gotta be a platinum blonde.

I gotta be a platinum blonde!

I'll hit the bottle baby.