Hi Kids...This is a wonderful song which ranks up there in the greats
with Stairway To Heaven, Hotel California, Voodoo Chile(d),etc.  I
suspect many people will do remixes of it (Springsteen, Clapton,
Puff Daddy, etc.)It is called "When You Fucked Grandpa" and it is by a
hardcore punk band named Blink 182.  They are from San Diego and that
is a city in California.I suggest singing this to your own grandfather
like I did...and seeing the smile on his face when you get to the greasy
finger in the ass part.  Good luck!

The Verse Part
e----2---0---2---0--------------------------2---0---2---0--------------
b------3---3---3---3---3---3---3/5--2--2-3----3---3---3---3---3---3----
g------------------------0--------------------------------------0------
d----0---0---0---0--------------------------0---0---0---0--------------
a----------------------0---0---0----0-------------------------0---0----
E----------------------------------------------------------------------

e----------------------------------------------------------
b--3/5--2--2-3-Repeat that over and over for the verse part
g----------------------------------------------------------
d----------------------------------------------------------
a--0----0--------------------------------------------------
E----------------------------------------------------------

Now the Chorus part
e-2---2---2---2------------------------------------------
b---3---3---3---3---3---3---3---3----Play twice and then-
g---------------------0---0---0---0----------------------
d-0---0---0---0------------------------------------------
a-------------------0---0---0---0------------------------
E--------------------------------------------------------

e----------------------------------------------
b-on the third time play this--2---2---2---2---
g--------------------------------2---2---2---2-
d------------------------------0---0---0---0---
a----------------------------------------------
E----------------------------------------------

That's about it...now for the inspiring lyrics

uno dos tres quatro
when you fucked grandpa did he tell you that he loved you
did he hold you till the sun did rise
and did he look into your eyes
and ask you to fillate him
and stick a finger or two in his ass

He seems like a total asshol
grandpa is a total fucking asshole
who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his ass
he rubs his dick in broken glass

Verse 2
when you fucked grandpa did he kiss you soft and tender
did he tie you hands behind your head
and was it on your mothers bed and

Verse 3 with chorus in background
this is fucking stupid man
I cant believe you would have sex with your own grandfather
I mean you guys are related
what's he going to do
take out his false teeth and just leave them on the side of your bed
man he'd like to fuck you in the bottom
and everyone would come in and watch and masturbate
and cum all over the place
and this is stupid
I hate you all
I'm not even going to have sex with my mom tonight man
this is stupid
I hate you

Thats it!  If you have any questions, comments, add-ons, sex toys,
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