Mark: "Woahh oahh oahh Woahh oahh oahh"
Tom: "Mark shut the fuck up!"
Mark: "Okay Tom!"
Tom: "Hey everyone, I just want you to know that I fucked 
Christina Aguliera"
Mark:" yea heres a song about that"

Hes a genie in a bottle
A Penis sucked like a bottle
You gotta rub it the right way (not the left!)
Eminem Told me! (yea he did)
I got it before Fred Durst and Carson Daly 
Even Johnny Carson! (that old bastard)

I'm a penis in a bottle baby
You gotta rub it the right way (not the left)
I'm a penis in a bottle baby
Cum cum, cum all over my mouth

Tom: "Hahahaha"
Mark: "Hahahaha" "Fuck this, here's Adam's Song"