Yeah, my girlfriend takes me home when I`m too drunk to drive
And she doesn`t get all jealous when I hang out with the guys
She laughs at my dumb jokes when no one does
She brings me mexican food from Sombrero`s just because
(Yeah, just because)

And my girlfriend likes U.L. and D.H.C.
And she`s so smart and independent, I don`t think she needs me
Quite half as much as I know I need her
I wonder why there`s not another guy that she`d prefer

And when I feel like giving up
Like my world is falling down

I show up at 3am
She`s still up watching Vacation, and I
See her pretty face
It takes me away to a better place and

(I know that everything [3x]) Everything`s gonna be fine
(I know that everything [3x]) Everything`s gonna be fine

Yeah, my girlfriend takes collect calls from the road
And it doesn`t seem to matter that I`m lacking in the bulge
She laughs at my dumb jokes when no one does
She brings me mexican food from Sombrero`s just because

And when I feel like giving up
Like my world is falling down

I show up at 3am
She`s still up watching Vacation, and I
See her pretty face
It takes me away to a better place and

(I know that everything [3x]) Everything`s gonna be fine
(I know that everything [3x]) Everything`s gonna be fine
(I know that everything [3x]) Everything`s gonna be fine
(I know that everything [3x]) Everything`s gonna be fine

(I know that everything [3x]) Everything`s gonna be fine
(I know that everything [3x]) Everything`s gonna be fine
(I know that everything [3x]) Everything`s gonna be fine
(I know that everything [3x]) Everything`s gonna be fine