It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fucking presents
Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fucking presents
And I hate hate hate your guts
I hate hate hate your guts
And I'll never talk to you again

Unless your dad will suck me off (I'll never talk to you again)
Unless your mom will touch my cock (I'll never talk to you again)
Ejaculate into a sock (I'll never talk to you again)
I'll never talk to you again

It's Labour Day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hotdogs
Labour Day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hotdogs
And he shit shit shit his pants
He's always fucking shitting his pants and I'll never talk to you again

Unless your dad will suck me off (I'll never talk to you again)
Unless your mom will touch my cock (I'll never talk to you again)
Ejaculate into a sock (I'll never talk to you again)
I'll never talk to you again