Who makes up all the rules about those girls I want?
Who tells them all to laugh?
Who tells them all to talk about me?

And I`m not sure what my purpose is for being here
Why do they, why do they
Always kick me in the groin when I come near

And I`m not complaining it just hurts after a bit.

I don`t know what I`m feeling
I`m just so sick of seeing
All those dumb, lame, and retarded broads

Who often just sit kick back
As I am not so relaxed
I often wonder why they act so odd

Because no worse a time
When it`s just your time to
Think you should make your move
It doesn`t work as your just a jerk with no excuse

What about that situation
All night procrastination
Takes you to the point when you lead her to her door

There is nothing left there to say
I guess you best be on your way
But before you go you got to do that chore

No worse a time
When it`s just your time to
Think you should make your move
It doesn`t work as your just a jerk with no excuse

Please won`t you buy in
I`m always tryin`
I keep on tryin`
There`s only so much pride that I can lose

I hope that when you see me
You see right through me
Come on now, honestly
I`m so sick of endin` up without a clue