How did this come to be?
Now you're lying on the bathroom floor
Passed out at my feet
Pants down and my back's against the door
And my friends will never let me forget it
Of that i'm sure

But i tend to live by no regrets
But i could have spaffed on her face while she slept
Wooh it's way too late to turn back time
But to carry on would have been a crime

[Chorus:]
Almost is never enough for me
Why can't you see
Why can't you see
Almost is never enough for me
Why can't you see
Why can't you see
Why you gotta go and pass out on me
Why can't you see
Why can't you see
Almost is never enough for me
Why can't you see
You're killing me

Now in the aftermath
I kind of wish my penis and your mouth had never crossed paths
I didn't bust a nut
You opened the door into your mouth
Then slammed it shut

But i tend to live by no regrets
But i should have spaffed on her face while she slept
Wooh it's way too late to turn back time
But to carry on would have been a crime

[Chorus x2]
Almost is never enough for me
Why can't you see
Why can't you see
Almost is never enough for me
Why can't you see
Why can't you see
Why you gotta go and pass out on me
Why can't you see
Why can't you see
Almost is never enough for me
Why can't you see
You're killing me