Its a town of fucking fantasy
"wish i went to UCB!"
30,000 stupid kids and they're all brainwashed into what they see
its a college never-never land
dropping acid and starting bands
super-liberal hypocrites
what the hell's this hippie shit anyway??

Berkeley is my baby, sparkling nice and clean
if its such a mellow place, why do i feel so mean
Berkeley is my baby and i wanna kill it
Berkeley is my baby and i wanna kill it

Hanging out on Telegraph
your waste of money makes me laugh
all the stores are just waiting for you
to buy their sweaters and drink their brew
there's a double dose if police to herd the homeless off the streets.
cops and schools work hand in hand to wipe the deviants from the land.

berkeley is my baby but i should've aborted it.
had some doubts in the waiting room but now im stuck with it.