oh, its a town of fucking fantasy,

wish i went to ucb

cause there are thirty thousand stupid kids and they're all brain washed into what they see

it's a college never-never land.

dropping acid and starting bands,

super liberal hypocrites, what the hells this hippie shit?

berkely is my baby sparkling nice and clean. if its such a mellow place, why do i feel so mean?

oh, berkeley is my baby and i wanna kill it

berkeley is my baby and i wanna kill it

hanging out up telegraph, your waste of money just makes me laugh.

all the stores are just waiting for you to buy their sweaters and drink their brew.

there's a double dose if police to herd the homeless off the streets.

cops and schools work hand in hand to wipe the deviants from the land.

berkeley is my baby but i should've aborted it. 

had some doubts in the waiting room but now im stuck with it.

oh, berkeley is my baby and i wanna kill it, berkeley is my baby and i wanna kill it. 

berkely is my baby but i shouldve aborted it.