F O R E !



Straight down the middle

It went straight down the middle

Then it started to hook just a wee wee bit

That's when my caddie lost sight of it

That little white pellet has never been found to this day

But it went straight down the middle like they say



Whack down the fairway

It went smack down the fairway

Then it started to slice just a smidge off line

It headed for two but it bounced off nine

My caddie says long as you're still in the state you're okay

Yes it went straight down the middle quite a ways



The sun was never brighter

The greens were never greener

And I was never keener to play

I heard it came down the middle

It went zing down the middle

Oh the life of a golfer is not all gloom

There's always the lies in the locker room

And I'm in my glory when wrapped in a towel I say

That it went straight down the middle today



Oh the life of a golfer is not all gloom

Though they charge just for listening in the locker room

But I'm in my glory when wrapped in a towel I say

That it went straight down the middle

Where it wound up is a riddle

But it went straight down the middle far away